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[aflockofmeese]

I think I would be a lot cooler if I had a pet ferret. Then I could mate with it and we'd have little baby Kerrets, pronounced like "carrots". But I suppose if we mated it wouldn't really be my pet so much as a taboo lover. Which would make us rebellious. We would have to move to Canada where the law permits us to marry. I'm not very big on

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[hoodieboy]

i knew this 8th grade science teacher from when i was in middle who had a ferret named ichabod. one day, it ran away and he and i were both very sad. except he didn't look as sad as i was.

the end.

[aflockofmeese]

Ichabod?? That's my ferret!!