We were walking down 6th street today and passed a pub where this band was playing some really good Irish music. The line to the door was absolutely enormous, but we stood in front of an open window that was just behind the band and listened. That violin sounds amazing when played that way. I love Irish music.

I think they call this the crazies. You get all locked up in this joint, nothin to do, nowhere to go, and things start... gettin to ya. Time flies by but ticks maddeningly slow. Fingers start twitchin' like a lizurd's tail. Your eyes keep shiftin back and forth, but they're not lookin at anything in partic'lar. Sometimes you just wanna jump up ( Read more... )

Himzhow pow wow pop! I don't know what that noise is supposed to sound like, but I just made it. Well it's 1:06 on a beautiful Friday morning and I am prepping for some serious quilt-cuddleage, upon completion of which I will pack my baggies and head out to Baton Rouge for some Mardi Gras/Ultimate Tournament action... mostly ultimate. I'm still ( Read more... )

What many people fail to recognize is that today is also National Midget Awareness Day. So the next time you're sad and lonely because you don't have a date, think of the midget who not only has no date but who is also forgotten about on his or her own day because everyone is so obsessed with themselves.

Please, be a philanthropist. Date a

Sometimes, I just want to be naked. But you know what? The Man keeps me down. Don't do this and don't do that. Why must pants be a required commodity? I'm not looking to flaunt anything, I just want to liberate myself from the confines of clothing. Because sometimes clothes are downright uncomfortable, even awkward. So if it's a beautiful 80 ( Read more... )

Big news. I went to the doctor today for the final verdict, and she said I was healthy. That means I am now free of my broken leg, as well as hepatitis and the claps! The last two I wasn't even expecting, it's like finding your wallet after its been missing for three months, only to discover that somehow two hundred-dollar bills magically ( Read more... )

I'm not sure if I should thank God or global warming, but it is mighty nice outside today.

You know what really tastes great? Razor blades! Unfortunately, they aren't very good for your health if you eat them, but if you get sick like me it feels like you just did ( Read more... )

Note to Self: Do not eat the remaining third of your friend's burrito immediately after you have finished yours. Your stomach does not have that kind of capacity, and quite frankly, neither will the toilet. What happened to the days of yore when I could chase a chipotle burrito with another four tacos?? Metabolism, you disappoint me ( Read more... )

This is really good.