I just found out I DID win all three rounds. : D

Well, a nice summary of my week and the funnies I beat out of life.

On Saturday, my dad comes home from Vietnam after saying otherwise.

His hair is blowing heroically in the wind, he turns away dramatically and hands us a packet titled "My Will" and says, "I'm going to Vietnam... forever!"On Sunday, the first thing he does is drive to the ( Read more... )

Today, I had Thanksgiving dinner... on Thanksgiving eve.

Why? "Because then we won't have to eat on Thanksgiving," says my mom.

My capacity to care right now is zero. You can throw a dramatic tantrum, but I'm going to go ahead and sit this one out. Please figure it out on your own.

It's around this time of year that I created my first LiveJournal in 2007. Huzzah for three years of nonsense! So I went through a period of FRIENDS-ONLY posts, which I am unlocking now. Anything past May 2008 is stupid, so... feel free, I guess ( Read more... )

I've noticed of late that I've been reduce to whining about girls at school. I thought to myself, "Wait! Isn't that what normal girls do? Good lord! I'm losing it!"

So to make sure, I flipped back to my first entries... lo and behold! I ranted about politics and culture and world events then. Now what do I complain about?! Next thing I know, I'm ( Read more... )

I have a hilarious story to tell.

Okay, maybe it's not that funny. I have a... questionable sense of humor.

So this morning before school started, I finished up at the lockers and started walking away when I accidentally brush the corner of a girl's purse as she is obstructing the path standing by the lockers with her friends. So as I'm walking away ( Read more... )

I feel sort of bad for a girl whose friends have convinced her she has abs and now she walks around in PE with her shirt "discreetly" pulled up to her chest. This would be great if she had abs.

She does not.

She has a paunch.

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I know everyone complains about high school (hell, I do it all the time), but there's a good reason for that. Here is a rough illustration of what happens to males with a weak resolution:


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