There is something eerily unsettling about yogurt that says it will "help regulate your digestive system"... like it'll help clean my bowels by giving me explosive diarrhea.

My opinion on some things that are terribly wrong with society today in a three section rant.

I.  Barbie

I admit, I played with some as a kid.  But somewhere along the road, dolls stopped being a girl's childhood companion... and started to be her biggest burden. Case in point:


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Christian Side Hugs, anyone?

Stop and listen
No front hugs and no kissin'
I ain't that scared to call your momma
You'll be ridin' home in a coma

ITT: It's okay to beat someone into a coma, but full frontal hugs are a sin.

It's criminal to be that cheesy, but I didn't know this until I watched tonight's talent show ( Read more... )

I think it's about time I got a new computer. The desktop I have now is a 2002 model, and now on top of that, I have this malware that will not stop annoying me. Lazy, but going to get rid of it tomorrow. It means mucking around in my registry, though; not excited about that.

Your computer isn't like your favorite blanket; if it becomes old and lame ( Read more... )

Checked my MySpace again since I was in seventh grade, nothing has changed. Checked my Facebook too. I've concluded again that it is too complicated and the one and only friend I have there is still my eighth grade history teacher.

This is not non-conformity, this is just Vanessa being extremely hermit-like and lame. I should just delete everyone, ( Read more... )

When exactly do we grow up? Is it at thirteen? Eighteen? Twenty, even?

In my opinion, it's probably whenever you realize you can't always chase your dreams around and decide you have to buckle down if you want to be able to put food on your table.

You always hear these stories of up and coming artists who can't get their drawings to sell, and they ( Read more... )

I find myself hard pressed to make appointments. Now if that wasn't bad enough, my domain of carelessness extends to things like birthdays and parties; in fact, just about anything that requires memory.


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Maybe it's just me, but the front page of LJ is of two guys looking gaily at each other.

Do my eyes deceive me?!

Anyways, I just have to put this out: if you're reading this, I realize there is no content that is not me complaining in some sort. I would like to fix this and say that the politically correct term for complainingQQBAWWWINNGG is " ( Read more... )

Everyone's going vegetarian to fit a social norm, amirite?