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No Predators for you!
I thought I'd go see Predators this weekend. A look at the movie listings quickly disabused me of that notion, because it would seem that Prince George is not going to receive that film. For real. Meanwhile, the cinematic abortions that are Grown-ups and Avatar: The Last Airbender will be stinking up the theatres for another week. WHAT FUCKERY ( Read more... ) -
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I am finishing up my third assignment for class. I'm worried that the prof is going to think I'm all Debbie Downer about the museum. I don't mean to be, but there's a hell of a mountain to climb, you know? And there's a lot of Yeti's waiting on the slopes. -
Scenes from a tour
Me: "Before it was an arch truck, this truck was used in World War Two to pull artillery pieces."
Kids: "......."
Me: "To blow up Nazis."
Kids: "YAY!!" -
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Just finished watching "LOST". I....what? -
What will I do on Tuesday nights?
It is a big today, for it is the series finale of "Lost". Half the internet will burst into flames after the finale, bitching about what did or did not happen. What is the heart of the island? What will happen if the Man in Black escapes? What's going on in the sideways universe? Whatever happened to WAAAAAALT? So many questions.
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Can't sleep, angels will eat me
Gertrude the laptop had a crisis, when she was attacked by an extremely horrible virus. It was disguised as an anti-virus program, and, for $70, offers to rid your computer In of all of the crap that it itself just dumped onto your computer. It's the cyber equivalent of "you got a nice store here, be a shame if anything happened to it". Whoever ( Read more... ) -
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Discovery Channel is playing a special called "Drain the Oceans", which sounds less like a program on ocean floor topography and more like a SMERSH-esque plan for global domination. -
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You know you've really lost the plot when even the KKK doesn't want anything to do with you. -
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I headed out tonight to the local bookstore for a lecture on death and burial rituals, one of my favourite topics. It was interesting, but I would have enjoyed it more with a better speaker. The lecturer is a prof at UNBC, and I am so glad that I will never have to sit through one of his courses, because I could not listen to that for an entire ( Read more... ) -
Just go home already
The neighbours have been having a screaming fight with one of their friends. It seems that someone was trying to sleep with someone else's boyfriend. It has travelled from the apartment to the balcony to the parking lot. At last the screamed obscenities have given way to pitiful sobbing and cries of "Monica, noooooo" (I believe Monica is the ( Read more... )