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[agent_bly]

What's with this sudden insurgence of "vampires"? Did a new teeny vampire film come out and now everyone wants on that bandwagon? All I'm saying is last time I checked, we didn't have nearly as many bloodsuckers as we do now

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I just laughed so hard I got tea up my nose.

[thegooddrjones]

I think if it was a new film, they'd probably sparkle. And be emo and not have sex.

[agent_bly]

Well, then I'm out of ideas.

[thegooddrjones]

The Admiral was bored?

[agent_bly]

Let's hope he's found something to do, now.

A+ reaction.

[actuallyagolem]

Vampires? Why the hell not. Question for you, guy, since you brought the topic up. Do these vampires feed much?

[agent_bly]

Wouldn't know. Why not attend their cute little club meeting if you're curious?

Worst that'll happen will be you finding out first hand.

[actuallyagolem]

Nah. Pass. Better asking a dumb question than looking like an idiot when Dracula pounces on my neck.

[agent_bly]

Bring some garlic. It'll make you popular.

[vikingvampire]

None taken, Human.

Does it frighten you how many we are now?

[agent_bly]

I think "disappoints" would be a better word to use.

[vikingvampire]

Really? Why is that?

[agent_bly]

Because it loses its originality when everyone does it.

[gonnadiesomeday]

I've been so happy with my Tickle-Me Elmo that I just haven't had the time for anything else!

[agent_bly]

You have no idea how much that warms my heart.

[notangstfree]

Vampires? Really?

[agent_bly]

So they say.

[notangstfree]

Aren't they... fictional?

[agent_bly]

Guess not. Someone's pretending, at the very least.