So killing each other on an individual basis isn't good enough anymore? We've gotta go out in waves now?

Great.

You know, I got enough of this kind of terrorism to worry about back home. I guess it really is a spreading problem. Go figure. Logan, you better not have had anything to do with this.

Ok, I'm officially sick of this port. Sure, it's a step up for a lot of stops we've made, but I'm not really into all this sappy romance. And the drinks scare me.

If anyone needs me, I'll be avoiding as many people as possible. Logan? You better not get into any trouble. I don't want to have to go looking for you in this love-happy town.

Ok, I'll bite.

What is everyone up to now that our interdimensional cruise is done taking on water? Anything exciting that I should be looking into? Any swinging parties?

Come on, let's hear it.

That was an experience I don't wish to repeat anytime soon. How about a heads up the next time we're heading towards freaky-opposite world?

Logan, let's talk.

State secrets for sale.

Name your price and we'll see what I can clear up for you. The higher the cash value, the higher the clearance. Any takers?

Can't believe I've never thought to do this before.

What's with this sudden insurgence of "vampires"? Did a new teeny vampire film come out and now everyone wants on that bandwagon? All I'm saying is last time I checked, we didn't have nearly as many bloodsuckers as we do now ( Read more... )

So, does anyone know what "Coxasaurus" wants for Christmas? I've already finished up my Christmas shopping for everyone else (congratulations, Logan-- you're going to be beside yourself with glee on Christmas day when you get the hottest new "Tickle Me Elmo") but I just can't seem to decide on a gift for the good doctor ( Read more... )

"Coxasaurus Rex", huh? You, my friend, have many issues to work through.

Private to Logan:

That girl who showed up to flirt with Westen? That the ex-girlfriend?

I personally think it's cute you have a dartboard with my face. I didn't know you cared so much.

Tsch. Really? I gotta do this ( Read more... )

What's with all the posts about nightmares? Yeah, sure, they're a pain in the ass and if we're all having them, there's obviously something strange going on, I get that. However, this constant whining, therein lies the problem. They're just dreams and last time I checked, the majority of us were over the age of nine.