025-Mirrorverse Bly is a terrible Spy/CSS agent

[agent_bly]

State secrets for sale.

Name your price and we'll see what I can clear up for you. The higher the cash value, the higher the clearance. Any takers?

Can't believe I've never thought to do this before.

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[agent_bly]

America.

...and maybe a few others too. Depends on the country and how much I could get.

[agent_bly]

My government? Who's going to catch me here?

There's no one else with anywhere near my clearance. If anyone so much as looks at me funny, I'll find enough on them to shut them up.

They'll have to worry about my cameras, not the government's.

[gonnadiesomeday]

Not to rain all over your parade, Bly, but what good are state secrets going to do anybody here? We're not exactly in America.

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[agent_bly]

Shut up, Logan. You are not ruining this for me.

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[gonnadiesomeday]

I just think people should be able to, you know, have these things brought to their attention before they buy something they won't ever be able to use.

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[agent_bly]

First off, you're wrong.

Secondly, you're 15. Go back to your Hot Wheels and let the adults talk.