*Walks out of the lab holding a beaker of flourescent green liquid*

I'm not drinking that again!

*checks internal chronometer*

Wait, it's like, almost 2007...

That's Good shit!

*Sits at the terminal once again in R&D, running diagnostics, slightly bleary-eyed and sporting a mildly deranged grin (well, what passes for mildly deranged in Research and Development ( Read more... )

*Fingers flashing over the keys of one of the R&D terminals, performing a routine system-sweep. He pauses to analyse a few flagged entities within the mainframe.*

"Parse audio channel"

*Waveforms scroll across the screen, faster than the human eye can follow"

"Cross-reference with known unplugged entities."

*More graphical displays run through ( Read more... )

*Paces casually into a stormdrain in the Guness Lake area*

Here kitty kitty kitty....

*Sends a global sending to the mainframe*

Thompson. You know why I am here. You cannot resist. Attend me. The Source wishes it. Receive your judgement.

The time is now...

Or are you afraid?

Vita brevis*He stands, awaiting a reply, the signal already boring ( Read more... )

Owing to recent upgrade side-effects with certain subjects, I have begun research into co-location, teleportation and other such phenomenon. From a code-based perspective, this is simply a matter of relocting your RSI from one set of co-ordinates to another, without occupying the intervening space. In some cases this involves creating a shell of ( Read more... )

*Wanders out of his office clutching a stack of files and a red marker*

Hmmm...Project MKULTRA...that didn't work...

*Marks folder with a cross*

Aurora...needs a bit of work before the pulse-wave detonation engines can be used...

*Marks with a cross*

Crop circles...still really in beta*Another cross ( Read more... )

New developments, field experience and commission have steered my research in this direction ( Read more... )

++[Phage payload: Tailored, Isolated, Read Only (entity: Prophet)]++
++[Crash Beacon Destination: Acheron]++
++[Reality Anchors: in place, tailored to Matrix Iteration 6]++
++[Smug mode: Engaged]++

Zion Warning:

The following runners are to be quarantined pending full neural scan, owing to contact with and manipulation by the Prophetz entity. Subject " ( Read more... )

Following research into nonlethal weapons, in accordance with the peace treaty, I have conducted investigations into the effects of sound on the human physiology. This was initially noticed after complaints from the laboratory technicians as regards the volume of my audio system ( Read more... )

Having recently conducted studies with jones_classic into the incisive properties of impliments on organic tissue I decided to continue the investigation further ( Read more... )