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[agent_conners]

It seems that you need to be polite to humans, to get the information required for my task.
Somehow, breaking their kneecaps or waving a gun in front of them doesn't seem to work that well. Therefor the mainframe suggests that I should work on my people skills,I Suggest that the maingframe should be rebooted.

This asks for more research on the

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[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

dude, careful. yoo dont wanna knoe what teh mainframe did teh last time i made fun of it (it involved teh deus ex machina and spikes!)

[agent_conners]

* looks up*
Somehow that sounds very offputting, I will keep the warning stored.

Um....

[maritas]

Hmmm emotions can be a tricky thing. I um, could help you with them if you want. *looks at her feet as she says that*

Re: Um....

[agent_conners]

In what matter do you suggest?
*smiles*

Re: Um....

[maritas]

*looks up from her feet*

Um, we could just um work on being friends. And see what they feels like and then move on to other things. I don't think you've had friends before, right? *grins* Well, I could be your first friend. Um, maybe if you want, you could come over to my house some time for coffee. I make a very good cup of coffee....

*looks at her feet again*

Re: Um....

[agent_conners]

*looks slightly amused*
Friendship yes, you were teaching me about that. It would seem to beneficial and intresting to continue my research in that.

I take your offer for the coffee to expand my view on this new concept..

*smiles*

[centinela]

While politeness is not necessarily required, violence definitely has it's drawbacks to cooperation.

I have also had little success with convincing the mainframe to remove certain emotional subroutines or replace them with alternatives. They apparently have some design for these....::pauses annoyed::.....distractions.