*checks his abs and frowns ( Read more... )

It seems that you need to be polite to humans, to get the information required for my task.
Somehow, breaking their kneecaps or waving a gun in front of them doesn't seem to work that well. Therefor the mainframe suggests that I should work on my people skills,I Suggest that the maingframe should be rebooted.

This asks for more research on the ( Read more... )

It seems that I have to make stupid test like this..

Hmm ever so true, although I am not sure about the ammount of people I have freed. Last time I checked my frag dead count was higher than that.

While walking towards the cafe I saw a female of the human species, ducked away behind a magzine. Which was a dumb choice as her paranoid looks make her stand even more out in the crowd ( Read more... )

Just got a new upgrade, I can record date on this journal as I walk.
Perfect, let's abuse this right now ( Read more... )

Starbucks ( Read more... )

Well it seems that the superior programs are having plans for our agents.
Let's see what they have thought of in their endless stupidity ehm brilliance ah nevermind..
*downloads new orders*

Request being progressed
Please standby
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File being transmitted
Download concluded
Opening file Connerorder.ord
* removes due to use of extreme computer ( Read more... )