The Vicious Circle Of Wedding Planning

[agent_grey]

I have come to the conclusion that wedding planners should be payed nothing less than million-dollar-checks and a 401k oral sex bank account

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[chumpjuice]

HA! Excellent!

If worst comes to worst, one of your "friends" may kidnap you and marry you at gunpoint before the romantic backdrop of a dumpster fire.

Oh yeah?

[agent_grey]

If we wanted a fire, couldn't we just go to your room?