if i stay there can be no party. i must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, im there. wherever there are masks, wherever there is tomfoolery and joy, im there. but sometimes im not, because im out in the night, staying vigilant. Watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping... no i cant sleep. ( Read more... )

According to two differnet poker simulators, against a range of QQ+, AK          TT(36.41%)  > JJ (36.19%) > 66 (35.89%) > 88(35.84%) >  77(35.82%) > 99(35.76%)

If youve been to london and have any suggestions for someone travelling there, id love to hear them. Other than rock climbing in a castle, i got that one taken care of.

do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
pirates are cool AND overrated. Especially asian pirates of the 18th century who do kung fu. I suppose actual pirates are drunken rapists who kill for sport, but if thats what they have to do, im glad theyre doing it out on the water. Privateers are cool, cause theyre like the navy in sunglasses.
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I saw the sneak preview pilot thing for the show "Archer" on fx network last night. Funniest thing ive seen in a long time. Its a cartoon from the people who did sealab and frisky dingo, and I would describe it as being almost exactly like frisky dingo, only way funnier (same artist). I looke for some of it on youtube, and theres this scene: http ( Read more... )

"Aint no mountain high enough, aint no valley low enough, aint no river wide enough, to keep me from getting to you ( Read more... )

5 minutes into this event and im in or near first place, with 6500 chips from a starting stack of 5000. On like the 6th hand (this is triple draw), UTG raised, I 3bet the CO with 2577x,  BB caps and we both call. BB stands pat, UTG takes 3! and right away i make the wheel. b/c/r/c/c. pat/3/pat. Anyway, ill cut to the point which is that i felt ( Read more... )

This is the kind of rambling shit I write at 7 am when Im still up from the night before ( Read more... )

Playing the $109 8game WCOOP event today. Im liking the structure way more than the Razz event I played yesterday.  The razz started with 5000 chips and levels at 20/40 or 40/80. By the end of the first hour we had lost one player from the entire tournament and nobody at my starting table was up or down more than 1500 ( Read more... )

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Notice the thinly veiled brag in which I actually win a decent sized pot at PLO, the game in which I normally lose all my money at 8 game. Also noticed that I happily shoved it in with top two and a gutshot 250bb deep. Not sure if thats even a bad thing or not. Man, I gotta learn to play this game at some point.

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