I wrote twitterstalked last night, and shortened and adapted it so it would actually fit as 4 tweets. "you' became "u", "for" became "4", etc. Stylistically I think its better. Anyway, this afternoon I looked on twitter and somebody new was following me. I didnt recognizethe name, so I went to their page, and its someone selling knives. Every ( Read more... )

im outside your home
i cant leave you alone
i brought you a knife and a rose
sent from my phone:
"ill sleep in your bones
I just want for us to be close"

on the phone the police
say theyre tracking my tweets
and theyre coming from inside your house
its not easy for me
cause i tend to excede
the one fourty character count

ill tell you my dear
for nearly a year
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Travelling back through 90s alternative... giving pearl jam a second chance. I go through the various lists on itunes and get inexplicably emotional when i hear certain songs. There was a panicky moment when I thought maybe I liked Tori Amos but it turns out i just like the song "God ( Read more... )

Made it to day 2 in the $2500 razz. 320 entrants, 32 pay, 122 left. Avg chips is 19.3k, I have 26.6k, Im in 31st. So far so good.

Checked the seating assignments. I have David Levi and Matt Glantz at my table for day two, but no other names i really recognize. Second in chips at my table.

Ive got a friend i climb with named Garth. He is ridiculously good looking, and ridiculously in shape. He could probably be a model, instead he teaches preschool. I asked him the other day how he stays in such good shape, and he said he just eats right. Later he let slip that he does 10 sets of 50 pushups a day, and also runs. But you konw, in his ( Read more... )

I was coming back into seattle yesterday at 5 am, coming back from the casino. It wasnt quite light out, but it wasnt dark either, the sky was this blue/grey/blue and the lights in all of the buildings along lake union looked just as pretty as they do at night. Mount rainier was as clear and visible as ive ever seen it, and I thought to myself that ( Read more... )

When you win, you feel good. When you win for  a week or two straight you feel like youve just figured out how the world works and you are manipulating it at will. You feel like a hyperintelligent poker god. I can only imagine that this is what meth addicts are aiming for, someone should tell them to take up poker ( Read more... )

How can I go to other cities and spend all my time eating delicious food when I havent even explored all of the delicious food in my own home town? Heres the plan, by the end of the year I want to have eaten at all of the seattle area restaurants with a zagat rating of 25/30 or higher. Ive probably already eaten at 2/3 of these, but that still ( Read more... )

1. Billboard warns of the legal consequences of buying handguns for felons ( Read more... )

Thanks to Laura Clark and a Phil whos last name I dont know. Truly I am standing upon the shoulders of giants ( Read more... )