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[chumpjuice]

do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
pirates are cool AND overrated. Especially asian pirates of the 18th century who do kung fu. I suppose actual pirates are drunken rapists who kill for sport, but if thats what they have to do, im glad theyre doing it out on the water. Privateers are cool, cause theyre like the navy in sunglasses.
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[fightinjesuit]

Your response to the penis bling question "I know if I had one id try to slip it into conversations" definitely made me chortle.

Also I need you to train me on the on-command smile. I'm like the most unphotogenic person I know because when someone points a camera at me I'm like, "OH GOD. Um, um, okay, um, derrrrrrrrrrr!" And then I look like I recently escaped from a high security mental hospital. Case in point: My new driver's license photo.

I saw the Archer clip you posted to facebook. Looks pretty awesome. Adult cartoons = win.

[ruby_ram]

you're lolz.

there are actors who strictly do voice work. i think it's because they just like the work. you get to act and you can wear pajamas to work.

when the little mermaid came out twenty years ago there was a making of all over the disney channel that completely fascinated me. i want to be famous just so i can get cast as a voice in a disney movie.

i was raped by childrens slide by an asian seaman who had cock bling. thanks for bringing that up.

[fist_the_dead]

jerad and i used to work at Directv and there was this girl i hated named jessica. she had a heart in her cubicle she made with colored pencils that said 'jess + rob'. she was hideous, but thought she was beautiful. her head was huge and she wore tons of make up. i always thought she looked like a neanderthal that some one ms painted make up on. anyway, she used to look in a mirror when she talked on the phone so she could see herself smiling.

i saw a kid named dan's cock ring on the internet before i ever met him (sean knows dan). it was weird being introduced. "hi, molly. amber tells me all about you" "i saw your penis"

stuff reminds me of other stuff and then i decided to tell you about it.

Re: i was raped by childrens slide by an asian seaman who had cock bling. thanks for bringing that u

[chumpjuice]

"stuff reminds me of other stuff and then i decide to tell you about it."

This is probably the perfect summary of my life. By the way, you should open with the "I saw your penis" line in every introduction. They wont know if its true, it will catch them off their guard, its PROBABLY? hilarious, and if they cant appreciate it or have shy penis syndrome, then fuck em.

Re: i was raped by childrens slide by an asian seaman who had cock bling. thanks for bringing that u

[fightinjesuit]

Once when I met someone I announced that I had a third nipple and then HE turned out to have a third nipple too and I made him show it to me and I pronounced us Nipple Buddies. He doesn't really talk to me any more.