I have come to the conclusion that wedding planners should be payed nothing less than million-dollar-checks and a 401k oral sex bank account ( Read more... )

1. They're really comfortable. It's like pajamas you're allowed to wear to work ( Read more... )

If you are on my friends list,(or know me) I want to know 36 things about you ( Read more... )

So if you head over to the urban-legend skeptics website, snopes.com, you might notice something sort of interesting ( Read more... )

So I'm starting to get wierdly enthusiastic about math. Neil Stephenson is partially to blame of course... his new book is a lot better at imparting mathematical wisdom to the uninitiated than Cryptonomicon was, though I'm sure the new one's concepts are much simpler ( Read more... )

I saw this guy downtown with a sign the other day that said "God Hates Sin ( Read more... )

So we were watching this ad the other day for Hungry-Man dinners in which a bunch of construction workers are drinking smoothies or eating celery and the like, and they all get up to go to the bathroom together, get this, just like women! HAW HAW HAW! and then on the way, they pass this guy eating a Hungry-Man dinner who calls them on it ( Read more... )

OH GOD! WHY WON'T ANYONE TALK ABOUT AYERS! HE'S A TERRORIST!!! OBAMA KNOWS HIM!!!!!! OH GOD THAT MEANS OBAMAS A TERRORIST!!!!!!!!! WHY WON'T ANYONE TALK ABOUT AYERS!!!! JESUS CHRIST THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!

AYERS WRIGHT WRIGHT AYERS AYERS AYERS WRIGHT AYERS WRIGHT AYERS AYERS WRIGHT!!!

MCCAIN PALIN 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been thinking a lot lately about the nature of the nature of conservatism ( Read more... )

...Palin is so hilarious. That deer-in-the-headlights stare, those robotic gestures...she's like some horrific mix of Quayle, Nixon, and American Gladiator "Crush ( Read more... )