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JACKSON PROTECTION PROGRAM LOG.
MATRIX SIMULATION DATE:
MSIM 02-12-03:
ERROR: 2-17.
DESCRIPTION: FILE COPIED OVER BY SMITH #37
CORRECTIVE MEASURES: RUNNING BACKUP REPLACEMENT FILES.
CORRECTION COMPLETE IN: 3-4 DAYS/62-86 HOURS -
KKK Kontender Killed.
Humans.
If they're not racing, polluting, protesting, getting drunk, playing "Wargames"(real, drills or the A.I videogame) or making asses of themselves, they're off joining the KKK and they're inadvertantly shooting someone else even though they fired into the empty sky in the opposite directionHonestly, these misanthropes should be entered into ( Read more... ) -
"The Agency Welcomes New Agents"
Well...
Looks like more Pod People want to be recruited!
Take kisaka for example.
No bribe, no guarantee of a decent paycheck, but she leapt in anyway!
I now present agent_kita, monitoring the "Mississippi" division of the Matrix! -
Back...
::takes over a Pod Person's body, morphing into it, and adjusts his tie, grabbing his suit lapels and cricking his neck to the side.::
Damn Architect could never take a joke.
::smiles wanly and speaks softly.::
Good thing I setup a rogue program to undo any changes to my program. -
RELOADING AGENT_JACKSON...
//USER ACCESS : ADMIN : ARCHITECT
//EVENT : SYSTEM : ROOT ACCESS ERROR #37
//EVENT : CHRONOLOGICAL DELAY
//EVENT : AGENT_JACKSON PERSONALITY RELOAD
//EVENT : RELOAD TIME REMAINING: 0 DAYS/0 HOURS/0 MINUTES/0 SECONDS.
//ECHO : PERSONALITY RELOAD COMPLETE.
//ECHO : SYSTEM RELOADING A.I...
//ECHO : SYSTEM RELOADING AVATAR...
//ECHO : SYSTEM ( Read more... ) -
SYSTEM ERROR.
//USER ACCESS : ADMIN : ARCHITECT
//EVENT : SYSTEM : ROOT ACCESS ERROR #37
//EVENT : CRONOLOGICAL DELAY
//EVENT : AGENT_JACKSON PERSONALITY RELOAD
//EVENT : RELOAD TIME REMAINING: 7 DAYS/168 HOURS/10,080 MINUTES/604,800 SECONDS.
//ECHO : SYSTEM DELAY.
//ECHO : SYSTEM PROCESSING...
//ECHO : STANDBY... -
Smith And Architect.
Oh great.
Fantastic.
First the Tokyo Incident, now this...?!
[SYSTEM FAILURE.]
Hyperlink Backup Established.
Someone really needs to talk to agent_smith about this Cloning Experiment before something bad happens...
Today Jim Carrey, tommorrow the World...?