The situation was radically misjudged on my part.

Some time will be needed to re-assess the matter.

I have come to a conclusion.

::looks out the large, crystal clear windows of his office::

::solemnly flicks his cuffs::

A particular situation has arisen to which I am having...issues. I am unsure as to proceed, however...

::pauses::

If I were to...

::trails off, reconsidering his choice of words::

Hypothetically, if, for example, a male program endowed with humanistic ( Read more... )

Because I am courteous, I have cut my answers to the survey.

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I am truly at a loss for words.


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::snorts::

How completely absurd. Not only do we control the Central Intelligence Agency, but I am sure they are quite unaware that my pistol is substantially larger than their standard issue weapons (which also remedy ( Read more... )

::stands stiffly before the large plate glass windows in his office and scowls for the one hundred and ninth time, quite irritated with the constant alarms::

::mutters:: They must know. They should have taken me by now.

::leans his palm against the cool glass to brace himself up and closes his eyes, then reaches up to touch his earpiece::

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To the Deus Ex Illuminati --

I am available for retrieval whenever you wish.

I am logging on from a random location within the Matrix solely for the purpose of expressing my extreme annoyance in regards to the attitude of my colleagues relating to my absence ( Read more... )

::stands before the large plate glass window in his office::

::suddenly clenches his jaw in response to the sudden onslaught of convulsions::

No...::flickers dramatically, phases out momentarily, then phases back in ( Read more... )