::sighs heavily, irate to an ample extent ( Read more... )

It seems that this so-called "meme" has dramatically malfunctioned.

::narrows his eyes, irritated::

I refuse to believe that its analysis has determined that I am 40% feminine.

::shakes his head in disbelief::

I have recently been endowed with several new upgrades, to include an extra pistol and a rather interesting laser cutting device. Other minute adjustments have been made as well ( Read more... )

It seems that my new linguistic formats been unsuccessful during field testing. Not only am I ridiculously uncomfortable speaking in the before demonstrated manner, but it appears that no one else would positively accept the formatting either.

::pauses for a moment, thoughtful::

I suppose it is apparent that a new plotting of experiments is in

Yo, yo, yo, how's it hangin', ma fellas?

::cringes, then grimaces::

Yet another failed attempt at the vernacular.

::frowns::

Perhaps ceasing my attempts would be prudent.

I have recently been experimenting with a variety of vernacular speech functions. For example, patterns such as substituting "hello" with "hi." I have also experimented with the utilization of grammatical contractions ( Read more... )

::for once, reclines in his office chair rather than standing rigidly before his office window::

::sighs contently::

Agent Centinela was kind enough to use her fingers to apply stimulating pressure to specific regions of my feet.

Also known as a "foot massage."

Rather pleasant indeed.

...Apparently I am rather ticklish as well.

::shifts his feet::

I have discovered an interesting anomaly...a phenomenon, if you will. Centinela laughs frequently in my presence.

And she is quite ticklish.

Maritas has reconsidered the proposal. She sent me a transmission indicating that a "trial run" would be in order.

::suddenly looks quite uncomfortable::