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David: You asked my wife to run away with you!

Adam: Um.

David: You asked my wife to run away with you twice!

Adam: Twice?

David: Yeah, you asked her at the party at Carl's house, and you asked her at our house when we had you over for lunch.

Adam: Oh, yeah -- but the time at lunch I was joking.

This will only be funny to Jeremy and Lanie:


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ENTER BAUMLIN; CHRIS; LANIE

Baumlin: Where did Plato hang out?
Chris: With little boys.
Baumlin: Not with whom, where?
Lanie: In little boys?

Applause; Laughter

EXIT BAUMLIN (in tears)

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DRAMATIS PERSONAE ( Read more... )

If I had canker sores, I would not eat out a chick who was on the rag and had aids.

Today is the last day of vacation, and while some of my friends obviously don't have their heads back out of vacation mode and seem intent on getting themselves into trouble, I am sitting here in Florida with nothing in my head but school. I am fucking ready. Unfortunately, I can be as ready in my head as I want, and I am still not going to be ( Read more... )

Seven years ago next week: the first Sunday that I was in Springfield after my parents had gone back home from dropping me off at CBC, I went to Nixa Assembly of God for the morning service with this gorgeous girl named Maria and was asked out to dinner by the couple sitting behind us. We didn't have anything to do, and the couple offered to pay, ( Read more... )

I have decided to post on my own website, which while being less accessable, is set up just how I like it. The site is www.Rhetorix.net. If anyone knows how I can imbed an image as a link here, let me know and I will put up a Rhetorix image to link to the page. Wooo.