Fuck my tattoos and fuck my short memory. Fuck my cheap words and fuck my bad back. Fuck my attention span and fuck my wrong moves. Fuck my stupid hobbies and fuck my awkward moments. Fuck my intelligence and fuck my emotion. Fuck me and leave me for dead.
(Insert musings about how I want the first true girlfriend I ever had, Shila, but will never be able to get, here.) (Insert musings about how I never ever want to speak to my exwife, Allison, here.)