The Shaw/Phillips/Thie/York Party from rooms 36, 35, 30, 18 just brought me the most delicious dessert from the most expensive yesterday.

i wonder if it's my killer personality or awesome body that won that one for me...

Ms. White just checked in. It's funny because she is black.

The countdown is on. In six and a half hours I will be driving my cute little butt to Boise. We will be there bright and early, or not so bright but extra early rather, to see the man himself, BARACK OBAMA! I'm so excited I could pee.

I've always felt that if you're going to be a drug addict, you might as well be a glamorous one, then it's just a habit.

There was a decent sized cut on one of my fingers earlier. Now I can't find it. I found another one just below my palm, only it's more of a scratch ( Read more... )

apparently you can't talk to people about anything. because whenever you try to explain yourself in terms of actual definitions and socio-economic stand points and things that are actually real, that can be define, everyone attacks you and tells you that you're wrong and you don't know because you have real evidence and they have stories and their ( Read more... )

mr. stucke in room 19 just told nora and i that we are the best looking front desk girls he's ever seen and we deserved the compliment

we are on our way to boise to go shopping and get cheap pedicures and we don't even make it to fairfield when the car overheats and stops working ( Read more... )

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH ADAM WEST
yes that's right i talked to batman AND the mayor of quohog

90 days suspended license
may apply for restricted priveleges after 30
440 dollars in fines

on the bright side...NO PROBATION