So, here's what's of late in cockblaster's life ( Read more... )

Next time you're @ the riverhorse and Sarah (Mosey) is tending, ask her for a "C Tea". Reminiscent of a long island, but infused with approx. 3000% more awesome since it's named after me.
Far and away better than the "Midler", which was my subconscious's last attempt at mixology. *shudder*

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Mental powers start to dwindle at 27 after peaking at 22, marking the start of old age, US research suggests.

And

Spider Bite Allows Man To Walk Again

I would like to get bitten by a flying spider, since my flying nerves are still borked from the margarita accident of '94.

Class on Wed night--the end of a long day, normally, but this time I took vacation to nurse my headache--yielded discussion about what it is in human nature that drives one to "wrong". I think it is an issue of mind fighting nature, delineating right and wrong at an offset of what human desire and instinct lead you to. Period ( Read more... )

What the hell.

Leave one memory that you and I had together.
It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember.
Don't send a message, leave a comment on here.
Next, re-post this in your journal and see how many people leave a memory about you.

I'm so debonair my top hats have fucking top hats.

Assuming the word "retire" is still defined as "stopping working" by the time me and my generation get to the ripe old age of liverspots and incontinence (or, conversely, full on cyborgian conversion), I would consider moving to small town Mexico just to cuss, argue, throw back beers, shoot at cans, and eat with this guy. Who will be long since ( Read more... )

( Let's ease back into this easy: )

for j03, dnmzz, and all the other photo-nerds on here:

Ansel Adams, retouching, reality, and some other interesting photo crap

Fuck. I miss a lot.