Well I quit the ridiculous hostess gig. Horrible hours, crappy pay, sexist owner and not to mention all the violence that goes down on Hollywood Blvd at 3 in the morning. I started nannying for a very cool family nearby. Both parents are musicians and their baby is very cute and fun to hang out with. They also have a dog and four cats so I ( Read more... )

Wow I just read almost everything I posted on here and it's all so awful. 17-20 year old me thinkin I was the shit ( Read more... )

just because you put a watermark on photos and are able to post them hundreds at a time on facebook, does not mean you are a 'photographer.'

I'm too young and hot to be giving this much of a shit about you. But I want to nurture you through your midlife crisis.

"You're so young."
"Not really, you just have the mindset of a 20-something."
"Or you have the mindset of a 30-something."
"Whatever, let's fuck."

The fact that I am looking my best and getting the most male attention during what feels like the most unstable period of my sanity is starting to baffle me. Oh well.

i want to get drunk with you. that is the worst idea ever.

I didn't dream about you, but your flat screen tv was there. this is daaaaangerous territory.

i may have been a little drunk when i made that last post. i believe it was olde english and some jager.. guh. what i really want to get my hands on is some of that dasche. or dashe. or something. with a bit of dark chocolate.

it's 2 am.

where.
the fuck.
is my vibrator?

not in the place it should be. shit fuck ass.