Masterlist of STxi Fics
I'm contemplating making a one-shot masterlist, now, but that would be just as insane. Also, if it's listed here, it's not mine.
Pairing: Jim/Bones
Series Title: This Isn't a Love Song - T
Part one: All of Thirteen
Part two: Forever, at Last
Part three: This Isn't a Love Song, This Isn't a Fable
Genre: h/c, tragedy, angst, romance,
Warnings: character death, gore, Tarsus
Summary: A story about Jim and Bones. Their romance, sadness, Jim's baggage, and their life.
Title: You Silly Bastard - T
Genre: fluff, which is now a genre so far as I'm concerned. And romance/humor, too.
Snippet: Bones shakes his head, a mixture of disbelief and grumpy on his face. "You silly bastard. You fell asleep on a bus bench like a hobo, that's what. I leave you alone for an hour and I find you curled up like a homeless person."
A/n: unbeta'd because it's just a comment fic. Inspired by this sexiness, from 3/30/2011's Jim and Bones DCaDD
Title: Stranded (aka, Jim's Actually Half Desert Rat) - K
Genre: fluff tinged with romance.
Disclaimer: There are many things that are mine. This is not one of them.
Pairing: Jim/Bones, of course!
Summary: Jim gets his ass stranded in the middle of nowhere. Bones comes to the rescue.
A/n: Today's lovely DCaDD from Jim_and_Bones is the source of eyecandy responsible for this. :)
Series: Iterations - T
Genre: romance, family, tragedy, angst, h/c, elements of fluff
Warnings: Character death, references to past abuse, much angst, really, really, really AU.
Beta: hyde_the_body
Summary: There are many iterations of what happened after the Narada and the Jellyfish were sucked into that black hole.
Title: Welcome Back, kirkissuperrad! - T
Genre: Crack, humor, elements of romance
A/n: I'm totally not taking a swipe at K/S shippers here (hell, I used to be one), but I honestly think Bones would find K/S mind boggling. "Green-blooded hobgoblin" and all that. Written for this st_xi_kink_meme prompt "Kirk writes bad fanfiction Or Kirk/everyone as written by Kirk. So yeah, Kirk writes numerous badly written or ridiculously cheesy stories involving him and a different crewmember in every one. "
( Jim writes atrocious fanfic )
Title: A Woman is Made, Not Born - R-ish? (non-graphic sex, swearing, etc.)
A/n: The thing that irritates me about genderbent fics is when someone's suddenly a girl is the total disregard for the concept of gender that often surfaces. I've been batting ideas for a fic with that theme around for a while and this prompt dropped the story in my lap
( "Bones!" )
Title: Tornado - K
( Ok, so it's been a damn long time since I lived in tornado country (eastern Colorado and Texas), so I'm piecing all this together between memories, what I've read, and wikipedia. Forgive a Californian's errors, yeah? )
Title: Questing Fingers and Borrowed Shirts - K+, I guess?
( "Jesus Christ," Uhura muttered as she attacked Bones's head, attempting to comb through the wet and sort of floppy mess on his head. "What the hell happened to your hair?" )
Title: Oh my God, Jim! - T for implied sexy tiem off screen.
( "Seriously Jim?" Bones says as soon as he has swallowed, "You can cook and you let me survive on takeout and the slop at the mess for three years?" )
Title: Down Boy! - T
( "Goddamn, Jim," Bones growls, trying to push Jim away. "Down, boy!" )
Inspiration
( Creatively titled "Hanky Panky" - T )
inspiration
( Bones is a Beer Thief - T )
Flash fics
( Serenity in the Face of Death - T )
( Last Drop - T )
Title: Letters - T
A/n: from this prompt on ST XI kink meme:
All the crew get fanmail, because of their cuteness and famousness. Jim loves it, Chekov gets more than anybody, Spock thinks it's illogical, Scotty gets sent lots of sandwiches in stasis units. McCoy doesn't get much, and when he does he blushes like a schoolgirl and gets teased mercilessly by the others.
But what happens when McCoy starts getting weird stalkery ones? Ones that are sent from places the Enterprise has docked recently?
A/n: jim_and_bones inspired comment fics.
Title: Coffee - K
The Daily Captain and Daily Doctor: Thursday, May 26th 2011
( Leonard was bored. )
Title: A Wake - K+
(sort of pre-slash?)
Semiweekly Man-on-Man - Lean on me
( Leonard wrapped his arms around Jim )
Title: Smoking in the Lab - T
The Daily Captain and Daily Doctor: Saturday, May 28th 2011
( Jim raised an eyebrow as he approached his friend and sometimes fuck buddy. )
Title: Hurt, No Comfort - T
Warning: character death
Genre: can I call hurt a genre? and angst.
Beta: hyde_the_body
Disclaimer: it ain't mine.
( "No, Bo-" Jim stops himself. "Just - no, Doctor McCoy." )
Pairing: Jim/Gaila/Bones
Title: Body Shots - R, I suppose?
Genre: PWP
Warnings: slightly public sex, threesome (in intent), voyeurism
A/n: written for norwegianwood23 's STXI kink meme prompt, "Maybe they're in a bar at the Academy? Or maybe it's just a party on the Enterprise. Or even the holodeck. Either way, I want Gaila doing body shots off of Bones. Possibly with an audience." Edited since initial posting.
( Gaila's very glad Jim had convinced his friend to come to the party. )
Pairing: Gaila/Sulu
Title: In Which Scotty Proves His Ancestry - T
Genre: crack, mostly
A/n: way unbeta'd. Inspired by this prompt: "Montgomery Scott is a descendant of Michael Scott. His mannerisms reflect this. :)
( Making Keenser cry was probably the weirdest moment of Scotty's life and he STILL didn't understand what he had done wrong. )
Multiple pairings:
Title: Texting is an Adventure - R
Genre: crack, humor
Characters/Pairings: Jim/Bones (eventually), Jim/Gaila, Jim/Gaila/mysterious and unhappy third partner, Gary Mitchell, Uhura, Scotty, Chekov, Sulu, various OFC mentioned in passing.
Warnings: implied threesome and vague tastelessness. Also some really weird shit.
Beta: hyde_the_body
A/n: To the men and women who actually live like this, I salute you! You make me wish I was going away for college. That way, I could do coke while drunkenly being pulled in a boat by a lawnmower and not have people I was in girl scouts with see it!
Inspired by Text From Last Night. One line per drabble is lifted from a post (directly or slightly altered). Pre-and-actual slash. Could end as a series. I read TFLN enough to crank out a zillion more of these, I assure you.
( long ass list is long. )
Link to the all-fandom Masterlist of masterlists
Pairing: Jim/Bones
Series Title: This Isn't a Love Song - T
Part one: All of Thirteen
Part two: Forever, at Last
Part three: This Isn't a Love Song, This Isn't a Fable
Genre: h/c, tragedy, angst, romance,
Warnings: character death, gore, Tarsus
Summary: A story about Jim and Bones. Their romance, sadness, Jim's baggage, and their life.
Title: You Silly Bastard - T
Genre: fluff, which is now a genre so far as I'm concerned. And romance/humor, too.
Snippet: Bones shakes his head, a mixture of disbelief and grumpy on his face. "You silly bastard. You fell asleep on a bus bench like a hobo, that's what. I leave you alone for an hour and I find you curled up like a homeless person."
A/n: unbeta'd because it's just a comment fic. Inspired by this sexiness, from 3/30/2011's Jim and Bones DCaDD
Title: Stranded (aka, Jim's Actually Half Desert Rat) - K
Genre: fluff tinged with romance.
Disclaimer: There are many things that are mine. This is not one of them.
Pairing: Jim/Bones, of course!
Summary: Jim gets his ass stranded in the middle of nowhere. Bones comes to the rescue.
A/n: Today's lovely DCaDD from Jim_and_Bones is the source of eyecandy responsible for this. :)
Series: Iterations - T
Genre: romance, family, tragedy, angst, h/c, elements of fluff
Warnings: Character death, references to past abuse, much angst, really, really, really AU.
Beta: hyde_the_body
Summary: There are many iterations of what happened after the Narada and the Jellyfish were sucked into that black hole.
Title: Welcome Back, kirkissuperrad! - T
Genre: Crack, humor, elements of romance
A/n: I'm totally not taking a swipe at K/S shippers here (hell, I used to be one), but I honestly think Bones would find K/S mind boggling. "Green-blooded hobgoblin" and all that. Written for this st_xi_kink_meme prompt "Kirk writes bad fanfiction Or Kirk/everyone as written by Kirk. So yeah, Kirk writes numerous badly written or ridiculously cheesy stories involving him and a different crewmember in every one. "
( Jim writes atrocious fanfic )
Title: A Woman is Made, Not Born - R-ish? (non-graphic sex, swearing, etc.)
A/n: The thing that irritates me about genderbent fics is when someone's suddenly a girl is the total disregard for the concept of gender that often surfaces. I've been batting ideas for a fic with that theme around for a while and this prompt dropped the story in my lap
( "Bones!" )
Title: Tornado - K
( Ok, so it's been a damn long time since I lived in tornado country (eastern Colorado and Texas), so I'm piecing all this together between memories, what I've read, and wikipedia. Forgive a Californian's errors, yeah? )
Title: Questing Fingers and Borrowed Shirts - K+, I guess?
( "Jesus Christ," Uhura muttered as she attacked Bones's head, attempting to comb through the wet and sort of floppy mess on his head. "What the hell happened to your hair?" )
Title: Oh my God, Jim! - T for implied sexy tiem off screen.
( "Seriously Jim?" Bones says as soon as he has swallowed, "You can cook and you let me survive on takeout and the slop at the mess for three years?" )
Title: Down Boy! - T
( "Goddamn, Jim," Bones growls, trying to push Jim away. "Down, boy!" )
Inspiration
( Creatively titled "Hanky Panky" - T )
inspiration
( Bones is a Beer Thief - T )
Flash fics
( Serenity in the Face of Death - T )
( Last Drop - T )
Title: Letters - T
A/n: from this prompt on ST XI kink meme:
All the crew get fanmail, because of their cuteness and famousness. Jim loves it, Chekov gets more than anybody, Spock thinks it's illogical, Scotty gets sent lots of sandwiches in stasis units. McCoy doesn't get much, and when he does he blushes like a schoolgirl and gets teased mercilessly by the others.
But what happens when McCoy starts getting weird stalkery ones? Ones that are sent from places the Enterprise has docked recently?
A/n: jim_and_bones inspired comment fics.
Title: Coffee - K
The Daily Captain and Daily Doctor: Thursday, May 26th 2011
( Leonard was bored. )
Title: A Wake - K+
(sort of pre-slash?)
Semiweekly Man-on-Man - Lean on me
( Leonard wrapped his arms around Jim )
Title: Smoking in the Lab - T
The Daily Captain and Daily Doctor: Saturday, May 28th 2011
( Jim raised an eyebrow as he approached his friend and sometimes fuck buddy. )
Title: Hurt, No Comfort - T
Warning: character death
Genre: can I call hurt a genre? and angst.
Beta: hyde_the_body
Disclaimer: it ain't mine.
( "No, Bo-" Jim stops himself. "Just - no, Doctor McCoy." )
Pairing: Jim/Gaila/Bones
Title: Body Shots - R, I suppose?
Genre: PWP
Warnings: slightly public sex, threesome (in intent), voyeurism
A/n: written for norwegianwood23 's STXI kink meme prompt, "Maybe they're in a bar at the Academy? Or maybe it's just a party on the Enterprise. Or even the holodeck. Either way, I want Gaila doing body shots off of Bones. Possibly with an audience." Edited since initial posting.
( Gaila's very glad Jim had convinced his friend to come to the party. )
Pairing: Gaila/Sulu
Title: In Which Scotty Proves His Ancestry - T
Genre: crack, mostly
A/n: way unbeta'd. Inspired by this prompt: "Montgomery Scott is a descendant of Michael Scott. His mannerisms reflect this. :)
( Making Keenser cry was probably the weirdest moment of Scotty's life and he STILL didn't understand what he had done wrong. )
Multiple pairings:
Title: Texting is an Adventure - R
Genre: crack, humor
Characters/Pairings: Jim/Bones (eventually), Jim/Gaila, Jim/Gaila/mysterious and unhappy third partner, Gary Mitchell, Uhura, Scotty, Chekov, Sulu, various OFC mentioned in passing.
Warnings: implied threesome and vague tastelessness. Also some really weird shit.
Beta: hyde_the_body
A/n: To the men and women who actually live like this, I salute you! You make me wish I was going away for college. That way, I could do coke while drunkenly being pulled in a boat by a lawnmower and not have people I was in girl scouts with see it!
Inspired by Text From Last Night. One line per drabble is lifted from a post (directly or slightly altered). Pre-and-actual slash. Could end as a series. I read TFLN enough to crank out a zillion more of these, I assure you.
( long ass list is long. )
Link to the all-fandom Masterlist of masterlists