Get. Me. Out.

[agirlwithabook]

I'm not sure how I got here. I'm not even sure I care. What I do care about is getting out of this damned place.

I've landed in the world of the pink transvestites. It's some ridiculous island called Momoiro, where everything is pink, and I appear to be in some place called "Kamabakka Kingdom," which must be some sort of hideous joke because it is

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[v3sp_wom4n]

Its all pink!? Really! Wow I would fit there perfectly!

[agirlwithabook]

Trust me. Even the animals are pink.

I don't really mind the pink so much, other than it hurts my eyes a bit for everything to be constantly bright.

It's more of the crazy transvestites that are making this...uncomfortable.

[v3sp_wom4n]

But travestites make everything fuuuun~

[agirlwithabook]

Sadly, that's not the case here. They're very close to driving me mad.

[vanishing_grin]

Weeeeeell, I suggest going left, up, take three steps back, and then stand on your head~

And, it's exactly three steps, not four or two and one half~

[agirlwithabook]

Hm. Is this a riddle of sorts? Or perhaps you are simply mad?

I've read about something, or someone, just like you. A cat that caused some trouble for a young Alice girl.

[vanishing_grin]

Oh, we're all mad, dear. Even you are quite MAD yourself!

A cat like me? He sounds like a very interesting individual~

[agirlwithabook]

Mmhmm. A Cheshire Cat, if I remember correctly.

And what is your name?

[notapineapple]

....

[agirlwithabook]

...Renji-san.

Can you reach my Taichou?

[notapineapple]

Last I heard from him he seemed a little...preoccupied.

[agirlwithabook]

Right. The underwear mound.

...

...I need to find him before he does something else stupid.

Renji, is there any way you could, perhaps, get me to him? Perhaps you know exactly where his island is, or know how I could get there?

[heyigot2swords]

Nanao-chan~~~ come leap into your beloved Captain's arms~~ ♥

[agirlwithabook]

Ah. Taichou.

...are you currently on a ship? Is there some way you could come get me? It would be best for us to stick together until we find a way out of here.

Leaving you alone will probably only lead to more chaos.

By the way, you'd fit in well here, with your pink woman's kimono. Heh.

[heyigot2swords]

I'm on an island as well, my dear~

Someone has to keep these delectable undergarments safe~~ ♥

[agirlwithabook]

...so you do not have a ship?

Ugh.

[burgersplzthx]

...f-full of transvestites?

[agirlwithabook]

Yes.

It's certainly odd, but I've come to expect oddity from this world. I just wish it wasn't so loud...

[burgersplzthx]

Well, I heard there was a lot of weird stuff around here. I guess that really qualifies.

Maybe you could use earplugs or something to block them out?

[agirlwithabook]

They keep trying to break in. Otherwise I would try to get some earplugs.

I'm Nanao, by the way. A pleasure to meet you.