Sooo today as any other day in China brought looots of surprises. Me, Monika, Charlotte, Megan, Chad and Tyler went out sightseeing and shopping for necessities for our apartment. We saw all those children running without any diapers with those crazy pants with zippers all over the crouch. I saw an actual kid standing at the door of the shop and ( Read more... )

There is no rational way of understanding China. There are blow dryers (for hair) hooked up in the sockets in freaking streets (WTF?) There is more to it, but since I don't really have time to write about it right now, you guys have to wait ( Read more... )

On the way to the airport the bus broke. It was like a nightmare and I don't really wanna remind of it myself all over again by telling you. What you might wanna know is that in the end, I have reached the check-in desk exactly on time. After me the gates closed and a happy almost-tear showed up. Me and Monika hugged for like ten minutes... Thanks ( Read more... )

There's an abbrevation dictionary that suggests MILF to be a, and I quote, "Mother I'd Like to Find". Well, I wonder how would a future foster Mom would feel if a motherless child would say "You are my MILF..."

To be sick is a great torture on a seventh day...
Decorating my confinements.


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Kai pažiūriu, tai konkrečiai Florencę primena.. Aišku ji nėra tokia kampuota, bet pažiūrėjus Rabbit heart dainos klipą kažkaip primena, primena..

Mano kampuotas neaišku kas:

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Penktas blynas voobšė kažkaip ne taip atrodo. Bet kuo lėviau atrodo pradžioj, tuo geriau gaunas pabaigoj.


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Keturios priežastys, kodėl šiandien viskas sucks ( Read more... )

Prisižiūrėjau hipsterių nuotraukų ir pagalvojau "It's a pantydropper". Paskui pamaniau, realybėj hipsteriai sucks, nes in the end of a day I want a masculine monkeyman to rip my clothes and do it on the table nesiparinant dėl suvelto plaukelio arba už mano megztinio užkibusio auskaro.

Несу пиктас.. Esu nostalgiškas. Ir dar norėčiau pabūt bernu vieną dieną, būčiau hipsteris.