HAVE SOME ADVICE FROM A NEWBIE! \o/middayitalyMay 22 2010, 02:01:02 UTC
Offer her a drink, complement her eyes and outfit, make sure you're in a good outfit... It's not that hard, goddammit.
Knowing Italian helps too. It's the language of fuckin' romance. You could say, "Ho perso il mio numero di telefono, potrebbe prestarmi il suo?" She'll be swooning in no time.
[Translation: "I’ve lost my telephone number, could I borrow yours?"]
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Knowing Italian helps too. It's the language of fuckin' romance. You could say, "Ho perso il mio numero di telefono, potrebbe prestarmi il suo?" She'll be swooning in no time.
[Translation: "I’ve lost my telephone number, could I borrow yours?"]
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I don't really know any Italian though, but the other stuff sounds alright.
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I think she'd like wanderin' around in the forest.
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Forest sounds good. You free tomorrow?
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Oh, you were talkin' about me?
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But if you don't want to, I'm sure I'll be able to find another amazingly hot girl, flying around somewhere, who always makes my day better.
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