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[agravain]

This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System: YES! I AM A BLEEDING HEART! >.< Thank you, this was a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

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[azibeth]

BEEP! Please call your emergency care provider or proceed to your appointed safety zone. Thank you.

[agravain]

*assumes dramatic pose and voice* Doctor, how long do I have to live? Don't sweeten it, just give it to me straight! Hours? Days? Weeks? Years? Tell me Doctor! I've got ta know!

[azibeth]

*looks at you seriously, after looking at a chart* Well.. according to our records.. you should have been dead by now. The government is now on it ways to take you away and use your body for testing. Have a nice day. :)

[agravain]

*pokes himself* Instead of the goverment testing my body can you? ;) *squeezes your ass through the sexy nurse outfit*

Thats Not How Its Done

[sirthinkalot]

It goes like this....
"This is a test of our Emergency Broadcast System.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*Take Deep Breath*
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEp!" *Catch Breath*
"That concludes our test. If however, we did have an Emergency, it would end up being something like this."
*Begins to run around frantically*
"AHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP US! WERE DYING! THIS IS A FREAKIN EMERGENCY, NOT A TEST! HEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!"
*Regains posture and straightens tie*
"Have a nice day."

Re: Thats Not How Its Done

[sirthinkalot]

..................................................................................... *throws a bucket of water on you*

Re: Thats Not How Its Done

[agravain]

Note to self, figure out how to kill "anonymous posts". ~_~

Re: Thats Not How Its Done

[sirthinkalot]

Make it friends only....idiot.

Shhh.....

[mortis_solace]

Shh. this is my secret journal. add me. - Amber