[first deception]

[agreatdeceiver]

[Lies and Salutations, dear Vertigoers. Louis has parked his eminent rear smack on the single chair in his pod, feet propped up on his capybara, hands laced behind his head. He has been this way for the duration of the invasion, and you can bet any number of snazzy hats that he will remain so until finding out what participation has in store. Could

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[pimp_hat]

[Oh you should not have said that.]

Any time be convenient fuh me when drinks be involved.

[agreatdeceiver]

Well then.

[This is one of those fellows that drinks like Lev, hm?]

An hour, perhaps? Let the dust settle somewhat.

[pimp_hat]

Aye dat be good. Plenty of time to scrub da blood offah me.

[agreatdeceiver]

[Oh great Infernal. Great pains must be taken that this man never meet Sealiah.]

I wish you all the luck of that endeavor, certainly!

[metharchy]

I question your generosity, considering the drinks are free.

[Still, she sounds amused.]

[agreatdeceiver]

[And he in turn, quite wounded.]

Ah, but you neglect to mention the value of the company promised in the sharing of said gratuitous drinks.

[metharchy]

I do, but then I can hardly talk about the value of company of someone I've not met before.

[agreatdeceiver]

Then might I suggest a remedial encounter, to verify said value?

[heavyweaponsbot]

I would prefer a return to my home, instead of drinks.

[agreatdeceiver]

Your home must be a delightfully engaging place, if it's of more interest than our current locale.

[heavyweaponsbot]

It is my home. I have a duty there, more important than remaining in this place.

[agreatdeceiver]

[Oh Ironhide. For something that actually predates Lucifer, you are remarkably ... well, Ironhide.]

You wouldn't happen to have a pair of ruby shoes, would you?

[squreofthe7seas]

Drinks, huh. Like milk?

[agreatdeceiver]

[...]

Well, if that's what you would like, I don't see why not!

[squreofthe7seas]

Make sure it's the strong stuff. A pirate's gotta get her fix, ya know.

[agreatdeceiver]

... Perhaps you should define 'strong stuff'. I'm not particularly well-versed in the varying strengths of milk.

[entirelybonkers]

What sort of drink?

[Really, Alice has little need to be shrunk once more. Quite inconvenient, that.]