How's My Goddamned Driving?

As an original character, Meth Rezza, is subject to a lot of scrutiny. Here's a convenient place to put constructive criticism or compliments. Anonymous commenting should be enabled, and all comments are screened.

[The cockatrices are dead, and some of the villagers with them. Both groups found their demise at the hands of the Called, which puts Meth in a rather awkward position ( Read more... )

I need more information. If anyone can provide it I would appreciate it.

Where are the nearest villages? Are there roads connecting them and the temple? How long does it take to reach them? Are there maps available? I'm not walking into the jungles blindly, not knowing what to expect first.

[Meth already has her weapons and basic traveling ( Read more... )

ATTENTION

I will be reusing Meth's journal at another game <3 Bryn and Riley's journals remain friended to everyone and the failboat communities for the dressing room. <333 Toot toot, everyone, please defriend if you do not want to see new game entries popping up in your friends list.

[Meth turns on a video feed. She looks tired and reluctant to speak, but eventually does in clear, clipped words.]Attention, attention ( Read more... )

[Meth's communicator clicks on, set to video. Call it an accident if it will make you feel better ( Read more... )

[There's no fuss with Meth's announcement. She simply clears her throat before speaking.]

The temple has been fixed and is open once more. Do not damage it again.

[Click.]

This is Meth Rezza, Head of Renovations.

[Somebody sounds pissed.]

The temple on deck thirteen is off limits due to severe damage within until further notice

Yet again.

Anyone who trespasses on my construction site should expect to find themselves bricked up into the walls. Anyone who fucks up this temple one more time gets to answer to me ( Read more... )

( Cut for Non-Explicit Sexual Content + Violence )

So...good news bad news time ( Read more... )