It was a night of injustices. First of all, I couldn't get to see The Passion because, get this, the 7:00 AND 7:01 shows were sold out. So I ate some Chick-Fil-A and pondered my options, hmmm, I could A) Go home B) Chase the ice cream man with my tractor C) Go see Welcome to Mooseport. I chose the latter and soon realized I had made the wrong ( Read more... )

So I was watching the revival of Who Wants to be a Millionaire, now rebirthed with the new name "SuperMillionaire". Did anybody remember when it originally went off the air? I just remember one day turning it on after not having watched it in a while and seeing some lady with a British accent where Regis used to be. I felt betrayed. That was a ( Read more... )

After much anticipation, we finally had the first lock in of the year. The third marking period is about time, but better late than never. First I got prepared for the overnight adventure, arming myself with shaving cream, toilet paper, silly string, a maglight, and a ski mask. Most unfortunately, cream puffs had to sit this one out thanks to ( Read more... )

Did someone eat a peanut butter cup off the bottom of my shoe for 5 dollars? Did someone run naked through the administrative hallway, or was it Student vs. Faculty Volleyball Night. Well, it's your lucky day, because ALL THREE things happened. It all started in 7th period lunch, which as of late, has been more of a warzone than a place to eat ( Read more... )

Not that any of you should be paying attention to the zoo that is this year's democratic primaries, but just in case you have, I think we can all agree it could use a little excitement. Here is my list of things that would improve the primaries ( Read more... )

I recently took a Valentine's Day matchmaker quiz as part of a sophomore class fundraiser. Afterwards I felt that it was a real waste of 2 dollars. None of the questions suited me, and none of the answers were near radical enough. So in honor of this Hallmark holiday, I decided to make my own ( Read more... )

I don't know who said that volleyball wasn't a full contact sport, but they were definitely wrong. However, I can see where they are coming from because whenever you see it on ESPN it's usually a bunch of fairies frolicking about in kneepads, awww, is that laminated gym floor a little too hard for you? Good, it builds character. Whenever I watch ( Read more... )

I really shouldn't say that, because chances are that in today's crazy world, someone could probably win a case against me. I mean honestly, if a women can sue McDonald's for 2 million dollars because her coffee cup was not labeled HOT, they could probably suck a couple grand out of me for not having watched this movie. I never realized that the ( Read more... )

Here is what I'm looking at, and I'll admit, it's looking pretty ugly, they're actually calling me a Democrat. Here we go ( Read more... )

What started out as a charity, quickly turned into a business as corrupt as Enron, maybe worse. We load unto buses and shuffled over to Fort Monmouth, which was defended about as well as the American-Canadian border. One guard glanced at photo I.D.s without looking at the people's faces. You could have stood up and yelled, "I HAVE A BOMB!", they ( Read more... )