i love love love the slow moving car accident that is diamond dave. with the addition of some well placed hair plugs, my favorite rock and roller is BACK baby! i'm sad to see michael anthony missing from the lineup, and honestly, can't say that i'm all that jazzed to hear wolfie jam on the bass. BUT! i am so ready to hear the real van halen again. ( Read more... )

i love when my entourage program blinks at me to let me know i've got another message from sony bmg. on days like today, it makes me laugh that a new single from the backstreet boys warrants an exclamation point ( Read more... )

yep, this is the face i made when I saw this picture of daniel radcliffe too. my first thought after the shock: this is what Freddie Mercury did...

driving on ponce in the middle of the day makes me want to die. what does driving 30 mph accomplish for anyone????? this is a big reason why i left. jeeezus cryst.

and i dare say i didn't like it much. my friend from school converted to catholicism to marry his fiancee. and conveniently enough, because of that they could get married in a catholic church. but the thought that dominated my mind in the weeks leading up to the wedding was, "what would Martin Luther think ( Read more... )

I can't figure out when it happened, but I'm certain Strunk and White are rolling over in their graves. In fact, they're possibly clawing their way to the surface in order to beat young people senseless ( Read more... )

when i got back to my desk i found a new "emergency" booklet opened to the tornado page. the first bullet point is to avoid all window areas. this is funny, cause i work about 12 yards away from a large wall of windows, with little other than some big CNN letters between me and it. looks like the whole "put your head between your knees and kiss ( Read more... )

dude, it's the bee ( Read more... )

wouldn't it make you sad if your favorite hobby was so painful one day that it made you want to stop?

i need a break

here's my wacky britney spears theory ( Read more... )