If any of you are remotely considering voting Conservative I have some good advice for you...drink bleach until you die from it, you'll be doing the world a favor.

Yeah uh...haven't written any shit for a long time, uh...new years was pretty much fucking rad, went to the Cambie with J-rome, Dana, Simone, Leila, Matt and Melissa and it was a big ska show, I kept trying to get up on the table but it proved harder than I would've thought after 4 pitchers of beer. Shit's been good I'm finally getting my act ( Read more... )

So Dropkick Murphy's was pretty much one of the best shows EVER. Fuck I'm not even going to bother typing all the cool shit except the best part, me with my arm around Jayskin and Scruffy Wallace on stage singing into the mike when the Murphy's covered "Halloween" by the misfits.

After this stupid fucking last week I've decided to become a good person again, this change might not include some of you so it looks as if you're shit out of luck.

So the other day I woke up after a night of drinking with Alan and I was hung over as fuck and he'd crashed on my couch except I'm a lazy fuck and didn't get up until noon so he was already gone and all that was left was a piece of paper on the couch he'd been sleeping on that said "Babar, babar" the wierd fucker. Adam called me and I went with him ( Read more... )

Well, it's my first day of work today, I have like a tie on and shit, I feel like one of the men in black but like...without all the cool guns and shit and I'm really pale. But afterwards it's my motherfuckin birthday motherfuckers...Vancouver watch the fuck out...Aidan is on the town and he's 21!!!!! so eat a bag of dicks!!!!

I gots me a job, I'm gonna be a big timey deli employee, the only thing that worries me is my close proximity to all that meat may be too tempting for me to resist putting it in my mouth and that would be stealing...we shall see ( Read more... )

Vote Christopher Walken in 2008!

www.walken2008.com

(I'm serious about this read his platform, he actually has good views on shit man, it's not just another fucking shwarzanegger)

fucking Bono, I hate that miserable piece of shit, like fuck am I alone here? am I the only one who wants bono to die from a severe case of aids? and if so does that make me wrong? because if being drunk and wanting bono to die from aids is wrong well then maybe I don't even want to be right.

If anybody wants to go to AWT at the asbalt tonight call me at my brothers or something, should be a good drunken old time.