I need your address. I have an awesome present for you. If nothing else, it should make you laugh out loud for a ridiculously long time.

Jenell

Can anyone hook me up with his address?

Thanks!

Did I just see McPheevers underwear? On national television?

This is the first time I have unconstrained time in three weeks and I’m bored. Weird how the world works like that, huh ( Read more... )

And did I celebrate? No ( Read more... )

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Jenell Marie Effinger --

[adjective]:

Full of bees

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Sometimes when I sit too long I get restless. Not the kind of restless where I think, “I should watch a movie, read a book or eat a snack maybe.” The kind of restless where I get worried about things that are in no way relevant to the moment ( Read more... )

I have a bladder the size of a small walnut…so it wasn’t unusual that I woke up yet again at 5am to pee. What was unusual was what I encountered once I stepped outside. The WHOLE entire apartment was booming with loud rap music originating from my home-for-the-weekend roommate’s room ( Read more... )

I am at work…with nothing to work on. Lately I have been watching my new office fish. My friend/boss Genevieve and I named him Harold Rudolph, but we call him Harry. His initials are HR…like our department because we are ridiculously nerdy like that ( Read more... )