I'm grateful to The Guardian and their little 'Republican?' button that allows me to filter out all the shit about those inbred fuckwits. I just wish there were a similar button for face-to-face conversations. Maybe I ought to paste a sign to my forehead, 'Zero fucks are given about the Windsors' breeding program.'

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Taken from springheel_jack and sabotabby.

This is my voice. Download it here.

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I've been dipping into the granola oat cluster bag all evening and now my belly is swollen and visibly distended. I cringe at the thought of the sugar-binge hangover I'm gonna wake up to tomorrow.

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, you guys are sound. I'm slightly dead for the count right now, so do please accept my apologies for typos, misspellings, grammatical errors and disjointed thinking ( Read more... )

A modern-day tosser fancies himself a rebooted Bartleby:

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Deutschland FTW.

ETA @ 1520: Yay!

These arms never get old.


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