So today, on the bus, I sat on a large wad of gum. I didn’t become conscious of this until I tried to.. scoot over, as it were, and found this usually simple task difficult. I then realized that the gum on my bum was my own, that I had sat atop of my own vandalism violation. I then became miffed, and stubbornly decided that as an act of defiance I
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