#007

[air_guitar_moar]

Well.

Apparently, duct tape works well for keeping these things flat.

However, I can no longer breathe properly. It's proving to be problematic. Maybe I should cut myself out...? Do I have any scissors?

This is very upsetting.

Comments

[hypotheticalend]

You've duct-taped them? Somehow I don't imagine that as particularly comfortable, Miss Sir Mis Sir.

[air_guitar_moar]

It isn't, but I can't say having them bouncing around is any better.

[truebluemagic]

What'd you duct tape, Mr. Gavin? Is something broken?

[air_guitar_moar]

You might say that.

[truebluemagic]

Oh! Is there anything I can do to help?

[air_guitar_moar]

Ah, no, no. I'll figure something out. Hopefully.

[perceivestruth]

So, that thing that's been going around...?

[air_guitar_moar]

Ja. I've caught the girl-itis.

[perceivestruth]

Huh.

That's, er, different.

[air_guitar_moar]

That is the understatement of the year. It is not only different, but it is the most awkward, emotionally damaging situation I have ever found myself in. That I remember.

Have you ever had breasts, Apollo Justice? They aren't as fun as one would think.

[ozuchi]

Dude.

Bra.

[air_guitar_moar]

Dude.

No.

I'm trying to hide them, not make them look...perkier.

[ozuchi]

But duct tape? What are ya, a masochist? Try bandaging!

[air_guitar_moar]

I tried and failed. They're... They're very tenacious, ja?

[swordsteps]

That's not going to work. If you do intend to bind, please make sure to give yourself room for you to breathe.

[air_guitar_moar]

Oh, it works perfectly fine as long as I do nothing physically active and avoid situations that may cause hyperventilation.

[swordsteps]

...but you just said it was problematic. You're better off not binding to be honest.

[air_guitar_moar]

Not being able to breathe is the problem. If I can find a way to fix that, I'll be fine.

If not binding, what should I do with these things? I'm not about to put them out on display.