Muffin!

[airbornesquid]

Recently I have taken to asking friends and family members THE QUESTION. I think you know what I'm talking about here. It is that thing that keeps us awake at night pondering a proper answer and drives us to tears of rage when no clear solution is in sight. That question, dear readers, is: What would you do if you woke up one morning and found a

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[gingembrepain]

Well, if that had happened to me I would simply:

1. Buy a house on Mulberry Lane.
2. Sing the catchy little tune "Do you know the muffin man?" a lot. Becuase you would be a muffin man.
3. Embrace the fact that I am a muffin head.

(this is Slappy by the wayyyy)

[mllelollipop]

you are out of your mind.

[prettyredcrayon]

Did I tell you that I'm getting "Muffin" tattooed on my ass?