willy libero nuotare con flipper due. nuotavano a islanda. com'e ci dici "grammar" in italiano? goldfish. io desirdero mia italiana goldfish e perfecto o bene ( Read more... )

i find containers around my house and think, "huh, why haven't i thought of putting marijuana in here?"

i feel awful about myself whenever i drink coffee. i add a large portion of milk and sugar to it. like really awful. it makes me want to stop drinking it. but i would miss being jittery. and being able to speak. and being so regular. and wanting to do something occasionally.

( Muffy kitty )

While I was scurrying about in my basement trying to find everything that I needed to find before I ran my errands, I found a cricket. It's really cute. I was going to put it outside, as I do for all of the other insects that I find indoors, but I didn't want it to freeze, so I emptied a case of cdrs, put some water in a cap, and placed it by a ( Read more... )

I'm sorry if my lack of friends only banner has been hovering at the top of your friends page!

Thank you for letting me know, Jeremy.

I have eaten more mashed potatoes over the past two days than I have all summer. With that said, I have not eaten mashed potatoes since last fall.

I have stopped eating meat. Again.

I don't think it's ok. So I guess I won't.

I can't believe I have been online for two hours.

Now to smoke the bowl.

I delete everything that I write.

Someone who was once so open is now most closed.

I would like a beer. Jesus. I don't say things like that.

So.

I'm going to go smoke a bowl.

After I put suitable-for-cold-weather clothing.

Real quick, since I have grown to be tremendously busy at work:
I have figured out that the ONLY way that I can guarentee myself that I will wash my hands after I use the bathroom is if I actually put my hands in the toilet water.

I am SO fucking cool; you simply can not grasp it.

Despite my very traggic inability to get drugs right now, I've been having a high volume of fun. Work is always great. I'm having my period. I'm going to have such a good time this summer. I have a new "friend" (who I don't like to talk about due to possibilities of jinxing) who has moved into town. :) I still hate my livejournal ( Read more... )