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[ This is the situation: unsuspecting father Ryo Saeba goes to check on his usually droned daughter only to be ambushed out of flippin' nowhere. (And he was being so good and unpervy today, too!) There is a little sad scuffle before the phone picks up. One can hear Ryo speaking with a nervous laugh in his voice, which is muffled as if he were pinching his nose. ]
Oi, oi, I'm just hear to tell you about breakfast! Ahaha―
[ Hitagi, the daughter, is mounted on top of her father, pressing the handle of her telephone's handset into his nose with a cruel force. In her other hand, she is holding a letter opener to the neck of the man lying on her bed, ready to draw blood when necessary. Suffice to say, Ryo finally gets a woman in bed with him and it's not at all how he pictured it. ]
Kidnapping for ransom is a coward's crime. It must be clear to you that I do not want to be part of this. Being the victim of an invertebrate is the worst. [ She pauses on that. ] You're smart enough to know that my father is a powerful man. Yet, there isn't enough brain in that skull of yours to think of a proper way to exploit that information, is there? [ And she pushes the handset in more. ]
Itaaaaaai―
Is this truly how low you will go for money? Pathetic. On that note, I should tell you that I have five thousand grunts. They are at my beck and call at all times; name a place and they will be there in ten seconds flat. I may be exaggerating, but know that they are fully capable of mutilating you beyond recognition.
[ Ryo squeaks. ] You're overreacting a li―ow, ow, ow!!
[ The girl's voice filters back in. ] Overreacting? What part of this is overreacting? Whatever. I do not feel the need to apologize for making you fully aware of your worthlessness. Now, a worm like you should find it easy enough to answer my questions and follow my instructions. If you wish to cooperate, nod twice. All other courses of action will be taken as a no. Should that happen―[ She presses the blade further in, just enough for it not to leave a cut. ]
This might get messy.
[ Ryo suddenly smiles with his eyebrows furrowed and voice sultry, unlike his girly sob-whining earlier. ]
Mini-Mokkori-chan is a fiesty one; I'll have to keep this in mind―!!
[ And he flips her over his head, palm pressed against her wrist as he does so―she's tossed off and the man jumps to his feet, grinning like a complete retard. On the other hand, Hitagi Senjougahara is sitting on the floor and has the letter opener ready in her right hand. The phone is dangling from its table, so it only picks up Hitagi's words faintly. ]
So you want to wage war.
[ ROUND 2, START!! ]
[ Ten minutes after all the chaos, if anyone called her, this is what you will be getting. ]
I must apologize for earlier. Where was I? There is a piece of trash―ah, I mean, a man holding me hostage in 771 Bunker Street. Assistance would be highly appreciated.
[ ooc: written with mokorilove-mun! Purple is Senjougahara, blue is Ryo. All replies over the phone will be ICly given 5 to 10 minutes after the action thread with Ryo. ]
Oi, oi, I'm just hear to tell you about breakfast! Ahaha―
[ Hitagi, the daughter, is mounted on top of her father, pressing the handle of her telephone's handset into his nose with a cruel force. In her other hand, she is holding a letter opener to the neck of the man lying on her bed, ready to draw blood when necessary. Suffice to say, Ryo finally gets a woman in bed with him and it's not at all how he pictured it. ]
Kidnapping for ransom is a coward's crime. It must be clear to you that I do not want to be part of this. Being the victim of an invertebrate is the worst. [ She pauses on that. ] You're smart enough to know that my father is a powerful man. Yet, there isn't enough brain in that skull of yours to think of a proper way to exploit that information, is there? [ And she pushes the handset in more. ]
Itaaaaaai―
Is this truly how low you will go for money? Pathetic. On that note, I should tell you that I have five thousand grunts. They are at my beck and call at all times; name a place and they will be there in ten seconds flat. I may be exaggerating, but know that they are fully capable of mutilating you beyond recognition.
[ Ryo squeaks. ] You're overreacting a li―ow, ow, ow!!
[ The girl's voice filters back in. ] Overreacting? What part of this is overreacting? Whatever. I do not feel the need to apologize for making you fully aware of your worthlessness. Now, a worm like you should find it easy enough to answer my questions and follow my instructions. If you wish to cooperate, nod twice. All other courses of action will be taken as a no. Should that happen―[ She presses the blade further in, just enough for it not to leave a cut. ]
This might get messy.
[ Ryo suddenly smiles with his eyebrows furrowed and voice sultry, unlike his girly sob-whining earlier. ]
Mini-Mokkori-chan is a fiesty one; I'll have to keep this in mind―!!
[ And he flips her over his head, palm pressed against her wrist as he does so―she's tossed off and the man jumps to his feet, grinning like a complete retard. On the other hand, Hitagi Senjougahara is sitting on the floor and has the letter opener ready in her right hand. The phone is dangling from its table, so it only picks up Hitagi's words faintly. ]
So you want to wage war.
[ ROUND 2, START!! ]
[ Ten minutes after all the chaos, if anyone called her, this is what you will be getting. ]
I must apologize for earlier. Where was I? There is a piece of trash―ah, I mean, a man holding me hostage in 771 Bunker Street. Assistance would be highly appreciated.
[ ooc: written with mokorilove-mun! Purple is Senjougahara, blue is Ryo. All replies over the phone will be ICly given 5 to 10 minutes after the action thread with Ryo. ]