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[The gas wore off, and now he's just trying to avoid the topic of it. Mainly because he was always avoiding the topic of his past escapades, but now he was sort of face-to-face with it. He finally decides to put out a call:]

Aaa, I just wanted to apologize for my behavior the other day. I guess I was hallucinating, and I sort of didn't know where I ( Read more... )

[So Ryo's in a bit of trouble-yes, he's been affected by this horrible hallucinogenic gas, and he's definitely not in his right mind.

You'd like it if he were perving on inanimate objects, or dudes, right? But alas, there's little humor in this situation.

He's flashing back to some pretty unsavory moments in his life; he sees jungles and enemies, ( Read more... )

[Someone's knocking at yo' door! Cue sparkly Ryo Saeba, holding a clipboard under his arm and looking very happy to be alive~!!]

Hey there~! I was just wondering if you'd be interested in the following renovations to your home! Got a basement or room in your house that could use a little sprucing up? Then I'm the guy for your job!! We're also low on ( Read more... )

[Oh man--that was most peculiar. Rider had caught him rifling through her panty drawer, and just... laughed it off and called him silly. And then she asked him to come to bed. Now, normally he'd be slobbering all the way to the sheets, but this was not an awesome mokkori day or dream.

Aaaah, they droned Rider-chan.]

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[Attention sexy mokkori wives!!

Ryo is currently running around town looking for a good time. And we all know what 'good time' means. It basically consists of pervertedness far beyond the extent of the usual man. Actually, it consists of more stupidity than that of the usual perverted man.

Pardon him while he does any of the following:

a.) Crawls ( Read more... )

PANTY BANDITS UNITE!!

[Ryo is having a meeting in his house to discuss the covert panty-thieving operations. We have to hit 'em hit, gentlemen--let's discuss our roles and who we're going to go after. I'm not gonna lie... This job is dangerous, it is life-threatening. But in the end, it will be glorious, my friends. Glorious. Ryo will be waiting, ( Read more... )

Hey guys! Random possible-Ryo-entry (if people feel like joining in, of course)!

Ryo's gonna be raiding the wive's panty drawers in Mayfield because he's an uber pervert. If you wanna play along then pop in and give me permission! I'll have a post of him talking about someone being an underwear thief, but he's gonna try to make it sound like he has ( Read more... )

.... Who is this new thing in these photos? I can't tell if it's a guy or a girl, to be honest. Is it the same person that messed up the living room?

[Envy is Ryo's new 'son', so he's a little confused. And a little sad that someone broke the coffee table. WTF is going on this time, Mayfield? Giving me a little crazy ass little demon spawn as a ( Read more... )

[Phone--filtered from the drones]

Is everyone back safe and sound? Velvet-chan? Lucas? ...Horohoro? And Luke, I hope you found your professor. At any rate, it looks like this town is going to be a little hectic for a while... If it ever wasn't to begin with. If I saw ya' in Westport, give me a ring to tell me you're not missing or anything.

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