i created a blogspot per trisha's demand.
it's like livejournal for grown-ups.
au revoir, mon ami lj.

www.aubreyje.blogspot.com
in case you're interested.

When I'm feeling insecure i obsessively apply eye make-up.
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I've never gone through a stick of liner so fast in my life.
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After 20 years of wear, I'm still not comfortable in my own skin.

i wonder..

what does it mean to be a "loose canon?"

i finished dracula today. excellent book. OK BUT seriously though has no one else noticed the disconcerting similarities between it and harry potter??! i am baffled. i guess its as ben franklin says, 'originality is the art of concealing your sources'. although dracula isn't exactly a concealed source...ok well anyways so i desperately needed ( Read more... )

bless the man who instituted the library.

also, the good news is that Zac Efron is 12 days older than I am.

oh honestly. this is therapy.
frustrated, unstable, neurotic, insecure, full of unreasonable expectations. honest and hard-working. comical, catty, shy and outgoing. good company. very sensitive and easily offended. rarely satisfied, constantly jealous, fat, weird looking, average looking. stubborn, incapable of effective communication, competent, ( Read more... )

today i asked my little brother what he wants to be when he grows up
he said an arachnitologist.
good grief, i don't even think thats a word. i laughed so hard.

i was arrested 8 times today
then i went and got a hair cut. i hate it.
my life is so hard

yeeee today is my last day of workkk  =D ( Read more... )

seriously a girl just came in...she typed 7 wpm. ahaaaha what? well i'll give her the benefit of the doubt, maybe all her fingers were broken. and she was illiterate. and blind.

anyways WHAT a beautiful day! i may or may not pretend to get really sick soon so i can go home and enjoy this weather. by the pool. with a fruit smoothie.

WHAT DID I JUST ( Read more... )