Jesse eating skittles. Went to the bathroom, came back and he had gotten into the package. Will be posting video later!!

Ohhhh no, teh gay it's catching!!

I have no words, have just been shaking my head for the last 5 minutes. There's got to be an Eddie Izzard joke in here somewhere.

How in the hell did I miss the announcement that he's here for the lilac festival tomorrow?!? I <3 him and must go!!

/fangirl hysteria

It's highly amusing to me that when the cats do something they're not supposed to, all I have to do is say "No Bonnie (or Clyde, but usually Bonnie), don't do xyz". And she stops and turns around. Cats don't typically pay attention to directions, but then again my cats think they're dogs. I have those bitches under control!!

Please to be stopping snow. K thx, bye.

Wow I have no words. Seriously!!

So apparently I'm the only person on the internet who hasn't seen this before, but I'm still amused.

1.) Go to Google
2.) Type "failure" into the text field.
3.) Click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

We're seriously living in 1984. I can't believe I haven't seen this before today.

Viva la Secret Dirty Santa. We must remember this.

Christopher Walken and Robin Williams??? I think so. Sign me up.