We all keep talking about going on a cruise this march. I say forget that, let's rent a private island in Curacao!! They also have islands / villas that come with chefs, butlers, etc. for around the same price. Damn...that would be nice.

I gots new hair!! It's fairly close to my natural color, although my natural color is a really ashy blond. But yeah, my hair hasn't been this dark since my sophomore year of high school. Fun stuff, yo!!

New Hair!!

New Hair 2!!

Ignore the messy bed and the slightly tipsy look on my face. Cause, um...yeah....

I made lasagna for dinner tonight. All was going well and it smelled wonderful. Then I hear this enormous glass shattering noise coming from the kitchen. The carnage.

Happy 4th of July everyone!! Well, I guess I'm an hour or so too late, so yeah...pretend like I said it earlier or something. This morning, I dropped Scott off at the airport for his asscrack-of-dawn flight. Well, the flight wasn't too too early, but that whole arrive at the airport early thing makes for 4:45 am wake up calls. Yeaaah ..... he ( Read more... )

For your summer vacation driving needs, Volvo presents the Dope Slap. Next, they need to come out with an ejector seat for annoying back seat drivers (no, mr_mxyzptlk, I'm not talking about you. CAR, CAR, CAR!!!). Or perhaps laser beams to blow out the tires of that pesky cop chasing you. Hmm yes yes...I wonder if they accept write in votes during the ( Read more... )

Haha, so DSL is out in all of NYS. Dumb aces... I shouldn't be laughing, because that means I don't have internet when I get home. Oh well, it'll be a good chance to catch up on some reading ( Read more... )

Man oh man, it's Rochester, it's not supposed to be HOT. What is up with this? The weather channel says it's 92 out, eep. I need to go see more movies I think. That would keep me cool. Well, being in the theater, not so much the movies themselves. Came home from work today and laid across my bed in front of the fan, listening to mid-late 90's ( Read more... )

Oooh, so last night was my little birthday blowout. Twas a good time. Tons of people came over, we made tons of food, there was a watermelon filled with strawberry and orange vodka/rum, a gallon of sanria, bloody marys. Pool, pool noodles, croquet, golf, bonfire. Yeaaaah. it was a good time. Thanks to everyone who came over. And special ( Read more... )

Yeaaah.....Scott's awesome.


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SPAM, now sold in individual serving packs. Sounds yummy right? Well, their advertising campaign tagline for the new foil packs (otherwise known as retort pouches) is IT'S SO QUICK AND EASY. Just rip and tear your way to CRAZY TASTY town!. What drugs are they smoking? I want some.