When you can't brush, chew on this

[ajslamka]

Dear dentists, how many pieces of trident gum do I have to eat before it's considered equivalent to brushing my teeth?

Comments

[j00b]

3.14

[ihatemetallica]

3.1415926

[j00b]

a work of fiction..

sob

[ajslamka]

...just like our relationship...

who needs hygiene?

[crouching_kigar]

the adaos (american dental association of stacey) says brushing your teeth is overrated. as is showering. but that's just personal opinion.

brushing is a myth perpetuated by crest

[ajslamka]

For a moment I almost believed you.

[my_world]

Actually, I believe it is the square root of pi x pi... then you'll have your number!

A Dental Agent Orange

[ajslamka]

Wait, what if I just eat 4 pieces? Is that overkill enough to make sure I don't have to brush my teeth?

Re: A Dental Agent Orange

[my_world]

I think 5 will do it! Gotta be sure to get the crevices clean...

[lieslweapon]

i'm no dentist but i do brush frequently and floss daily, so i feel pretty confident when i say that you're not actually supposed to eat the gum.

A competition of sorts

[ajslamka]

All I read was "i'm no dentist..." and I stopped there because I already knew you were going to give me no advice. I once hi-fived a dentist, so that makes me more qualified than you.

Re: hm

[ajslamka]

Dear Nikki, I would love to. I have always felt the same way, and I have always really related to so many posts you have made/things you have written. I look up to you, and feel very glad that you would say this. But I also don't mean to sound creepy. I just mean to give an enthusiastic 'yes'.

I was also planning on sending the Among Thieves (my cd) to you to see what you think. If you send me your address (either here or to slamkaaj@muohio.edu) I will real-mail it to you.
Alex

p.s. I will totally school you in uno. Give me a date and I will be there. And you don't want to get into my scrabble skillzzz.