today a wheel fell off of my car while i was driving.

stacey and i were looking at tattoos last night when we stumbled across what very well may be the best, most kickass tattoo in existence.

( click for awesome )

apparently i should blog more.

last night stacey and i made and devoured tomato, mayo, and fried egg sandwiches. they were delicious. how's that for expressive blogging!

if you can't handle the water get out of the sink!

farting for gender equality!!!

oh and i should have said this a couple days ago, but happy graduation, allie! i'm sorry stacey and i didn't make it. i wish there was something we could do that would be equivalent to attending that ceremony but it seems like there wouldn't be. please let us know if there is though ( Read more... )

i'm in chicago! hahaha!

about a month ago i bought some simpsons valentines with the intention of mailing them to everyone who i could secretly obtain an address for. what can i say, i like surprises, giving and receiving. however, i'm also lazy so i never got around to going to mailing them. actually, i never even got around to opening the box to fill them out. so ( Read more... )

so here's a fun story i never told anyone ( Read more... )

marge: only three cavities, bart, your best checkup ever! i'm going to make
you my specialty...

( butterscotch chicken )