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I miss Kelli so much. I think part of the reason I don't call her as often as I used to (besides being incredibly overwhelmed with work and school all the time) is that it's so hard for me to think that she might be going to Iraq. I just keep praying that she'll make it out before getting deployed - it's only nine more months now ( Read more... )

So it is ridiculously expensive to live anywhere near Boston. I used a rental agencey's income/rent calculator, and based on my income I can only afford $200 a month in rent. Anyone know anywhere I can rent something for that near Boston? Yeah, that's what I thought. I mean, how the hell do they expect people to be able to live in Boston - ( Read more... )

Winter uncovers distances, I find;
And so the cold and so the wintry mind
Takes leaves away, till there is left behind
A wide cold world. And so the heart grows blind
To the earth’s green motions lying warm below
Field upon field, field upon field, of snow.

i just feel like a total waste. well, not a total waste. but that my best is never going to be good enough. an unnamed woman from my last of four high schools who helped ruin that year of my life used to say to me when we were "friends": whatever i do it's never enough. probably from some angsty goth song or something. but still, it has stayed ( Read more... )

So in a fit of procrastination, and after seeing the two headed baby, I decided to spend my valuable time reading the Weekly World News Website. It's brilliant. I mean, really, with headlines like: Man Kills Mime & Nobody Cares or Bush Changing His Name To "God" how can you go wrong? I mean, I always suspected that The Eiffel Tower Is A Portal ( Read more... )

Doctors removed a baby's second head yesterday in Egypt. The head was able to smile and blink, but apparently was not conscious. This does however prove without a doubt that two heads are not, in fact, better than one.


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I love dirty geeks with too much spare time...I really do.

The disconnect between last Tuesday's monstrous dose of reality and the self-righteous drivel and outright deceptions being peddled by public figures and TV commentators is startling, depressing. The voices licensed to follow the event seem to have joined together in a campaign to infantilize the public. Where is the acknowledgment that this was ( Read more... )

KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING! KELLI'S COMING ( Read more... )