I sprang from bed and took a shower,
Fixed my hair just so.
Shoved my breasts into my bra,
And down the stairs I go.
I tugged and pulled at my bra
All day, what a bother.
Today's the day I've dreaded,
I'm meeting the bra fitter.
Such trepidation, such distain,
I've had for this appointment.
But alas, I could not put off
The need for such assistance.
All these
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