http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html

The Order of the Stick. Good webcomic. Should be fun for all you D&D nerds out there.

Chirst, iTunes can go eat a dick. Why the fuck do I need to agree to a fucking license agreement everytime my computer restarts?

http://lifeisaroad.com/stories/2004/10/29/neighborhoodHazardorWhyTheCopsWontPatrolBriceStreet.html

One of the funniest things I've read in a while. Jesus Christ, it is hilarious.

I am at work. This means that I'm sitting at a computer, but not my own computer. Ergo, I feel much more restricted than normal (I don't get to look at porn and masturbate play my awesome games, listen to a bunch of music on iTunes, look up stuff that I wouldn't feel comfortable looking up with other people around {namely, my weird-ass über-geeky ( Read more... )

The Lord of the Rings would be so much more awesome if they replaced Gollum/Smeagol with Meatwad.

What the hell is wrong with me? Why can't I just tell her that I like her? Why is it so hard to utter "Hey, I'm really into you. You're a beautiful, intelligent woman and I want to have a romantic relationship with you"? I mean, Christ, I can jaw on for 3/4s of an hour on power plants. I can, on the spot, make up a reason why ham is a plant related ( Read more... )

Nearly every male on earth intuitively knows these rules.

Women, being insane, have no clue about this sort of thing.

I've had this song on my computer (a much higher fidelity version) for ages, but I only started to listen to it today. It's a beautiful song, in my estimation, if very forlorn and melancholic.

There is no video to speak of, but that's irrelevent. Just listen to the music.

That's the name of the game ( Read more... )

Why do I always think I'll fail before I even try? Contemptable defeatism poisons my veins. I loathe it.